Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    It means a so-n-so did such-n-such to your Mommy.

  2. Flashold

    Flashold said, over 2 years ago

    Nice going Calving, a great insult for only 25⍧!

  3. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, over 2 years ago

    Not if Shmoe figures out what you said, it isn’t.

  4. cheap day return

    cheap day return said, over 2 years ago

    My buddy in high school would ask his dad for money. The old man would flip him a quarter and tell’im, “Here…go get drunk!”

  5. ratlum

    ratlum said, over 2 years ago

    Moe still got the 25 cents.

  6. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    So here’s a trick you used to be able to do in bars back when they allowed smoking. You’d bet a buddy a quarter that you could lay a cigaret horizontally across an upright pack and swing your finger down so it would hit the cigaret on one end just right so it would flip up into the air, turn end over end, and fall neatly into the hole in the pack. Naturally your buddy would take the bet just to see how it was done. Then you’d make a couple of warm-up moves with your finger before making a fist and smashing the cigarets completely flat. Then you’d say “ooops” and push the quarter over.
     
    Calvin’s right — extremely gratifying.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @watmiwori

    Moe never will.

  8. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    No, actually I don’t think he will. I certainly wouldn’t bet on it.

  9. bluram

    bluram said, over 2 years ago

    A two bit lifesaver, what a deal.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @watmiwori

    Then we agree then, Moe never will understand what Calvin is saying unless he makes Calvin tell him.

  11. moronbis

    moronbis said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    “Moe never will understand what Calvin is saying unless he makes Calvin tell him.”

    Of course, Calvin is not going to tell him what he really meant.

  12. Dha Dha

    Dha Dha said, over 2 years ago

    what is happening ..?

  13. Alan Rees

    Alan Rees said, over 2 years ago

    @Dha Dha

    Moe is a bully. He often forces Calvin to give him things or do things for him. Here he asks Calvin for a “quarter” (of a dollar, i.e. 25 cents). Calvin responds with an insult, basically saying that Moe looks like an ape (simian countenance). As Calvin expects, Moe does not understand and says, “What?” Calvin then gives Moe the demanded quarter, saying it was worth it — to be able to insult Moe without getting beaten.

  14. Bennethead

    Bennethead said, over 2 years ago

    @Alan Rees

    A very good explanation Alan. Moe is a complete meat head

  15. anjumahmed

    anjumahmed said, over 2 years ago

    heheuheuheuheuh.

    heuh.

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