Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes

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  1. ratlum

    ratlum said, about 3 years ago

    Yes of course.

  2. Downundergirl

    Downundergirl said, about 3 years ago

    Just relate to them the distinctions between matter and form, and substance and accident, or the primacy of individuals over universals…. as Aristotle, did while teaching philosophy while walking in the Lyceum

  3. LX013

    LX013 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    An appropriate retort would be good!!

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Nah, just roll with it.

  5. MiepR

    MiepR said, about 3 years ago

    I might be charmed. It would depend.

  6. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, about 3 years ago

    Something snappy, along the lines of, “Ah, your mother wesrs
    army boots” should fit the bill nicely.

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

    From:
    “The New Oxford Dictionary of English”
    Published by: Oxford University Press Inc., New York
    ISBN 0—19—861263—X

    peripatetic

    noun 1 a person who travels from place to place, especially a teacher who works in more than one school or college.

  8. wrahool

    wrahool said, about 3 years ago

    Rhyme? Shouldn’t be alliteration?

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 3 years ago

    I once heard an eight-year-old boy call his younger sister “You paralytic mollusc!”because he knew she didn’t know what the words meant. She ran off crying to mama that he’d sworn at her.

  10. unclebewey

    unclebewey said, about 3 years ago

    Calvin, may I suggest the following snappy retorts. (Credit The Manly Handbook) Oh yea. Who wants to know? Says you. You and what Army?

  11. ziphobia

    ziphobia said, about 3 years ago

    I think no matter how good an insult is I would consider it wasted if the person at the other end did not understand it.
    After all our satisfaction of their reaction is the ultimate goal

  12. Dha Dha

    Dha Dha said, about 3 years ago

    if some day my english is better soon….

  13. cdward

    cdward said, about 3 years ago

    The best iIcould come up with on the spot is: “As opposed to you who are solo, so low, & so slow.”

  14. Aaron Saltzer

    Aaron Saltzer said, about 3 years ago

    That was random. Calvin seems like a grump today. Sheesh.

  15. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 3 years ago

    A pair of nudist parachutists.
    A pair of little paradiddles.

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