Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes


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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 9 months ago

    Reason #2 to be a teacher: don’t have to work summers. Reason #1: can’t get a real job.

  2. ratlum

    ratlum said, 9 months ago

    Come on Calvin you did not think that.

  3. Newshound41

    Newshound41 said, 9 months ago

    @Barry Carter

    What “real job” do you have?

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Sure he did, ratlum.

  5. Lakegal

    Lakegal said, 9 months ago

    I’m a retired cop. Once in a while someone I cited
    or arrested would spot me ine the supermarket aisle and recognize me. Hard to make small talk and even harder to figure out how to get to your car anonymously!

  6. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 9 months ago

    …they only come out a night.

  7. LX013

    LX013 said, 9 months ago

    Lucky, who goes threw life without eminent big mistakes!

  8. Aaron Saltzer

    Aaron Saltzer said, 9 months ago


  9. Aaron Saltzer

    Aaron Saltzer said, 9 months ago

    @Barry Carter

    What’s a real job to you?

  10. Cowboy Vampire

    Cowboy Vampire said, 9 months ago

    We love vampires, but we love teachers more.

  11. putertek

    putertek said, 9 months ago

    my wife starts at 7:30 am teaches till 3:30 two hrs home school for the school she works at this summer she has 22 days continuing ed classes buys paper/pens/work books/ect for the students/ she is fully licensed/two masters in education related fields/certificates in traumatic brain injury and autism is working on her doctorate
    were would the police officers be no if no one taught them

  12. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    Teachers and the real world don’t mix. I always viewed them as part of the school furniture.

    Most of them were wooden any way.

    All my teachers used to address me by my surname. It had a lasting effect on me. It’s just one step up from being referred to as a number.

  13. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 9 months ago

    Of course they don’t sleep in coffins – they hang upside down from the light fittings, wrapped in their leathery wings . . .

  14. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 9 months ago


  15. M2MM

    M2MM said, 9 months ago

    What I’ve never liked is “bumping into” my kids’ teachers and they would recognize me and say hello, but I didn’t really know them. The kids had too many teachers in high school. This, of course, never happened when they were in elementary school where they only had one teacher, and I knew them fairly well. :P

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