Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes


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  1. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    And that’s going to get you on his good side how, exactly?

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Impressionable isn’t the word…

  3. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 1 year ago

    …Calvin, better crumple up that one & toss it too.

  4. ratlum

    ratlum said, over 1 year ago

    I dont think this will work.
    Some of that effort better spent getting ready for next year.Sure is fun to watch Calvin work on damage control.

  5. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    On the plus side, elves are non-union; on the minus side, you can’t make iPads out of wood.

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Santa should move to Britain.

    It’s about time we had a decent National Elf Service…

  7. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dear Calvin,

    1. Elves don’t come cheap. They may work in China, but they commute from Scandinavia. On flying reindeer.
    2. Our environmental standards are the strictest in the world. It’s not we who are responsible for the cyclical but long-term decline in the Arctic ice field.
    3. We’re not taxed at all; we’re in (technically, above) international waters. But the weather’s only merit is that it’s better than in Antarctica.
    4. The only impression I’d like to leave on you, kid, is a kick in the behind by both of Prancer’s rear hooves.

    Mythically yours,

    Santa Claus

  8. Dha Dha

    Dha Dha said, over 1 year ago

    maybe he come to Thailand ?

  9. garfield246

    garfield246 said, over 1 year ago

    Not gonna work.

  10. GPdancer

    GPdancer said, over 1 year ago

    Some sharp stuff on here tonight! Loved Santa Claus, and as a former England resident, had to laugh at Number Six!

  11. GreggW

    GreggW GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    If he’s in any country he’s in Canada, though the North Pole is in international waters, which is appropriate since Santa is a citizen of the world. These days I guess he’s on a floating platform, Christmas Island II.

  12. Clotty Peristalt

    Clotty Peristalt said, over 1 year ago

    Haha! Damn, that’s prescient for when this was written!

  13. LX013

    LX013 said, over 1 year ago

    How good have you been, Calvin?

  14. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago


    There’s 2 Christmas Islands already … Indian Ocean and Pacific Ocean.

  15. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

    I thought everyone knew that the North Pole was in up-state New York.

    They even have a sign. See?

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