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   leftwingpatriot said, 8 months ago

   Maybe she’ll steam you and eat you with melted butter. No more quandary.
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   pouncingtiger said, 8 months ago

   Or Mom will force you to clam up.
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   Radish said, 8 months ago

   Calvin is starting to come out of his shell.
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   somebodyshort said, 8 months ago

   Happy Turkey Day
   for those of us in the Great White North
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   Linux0s said, 8 months ago

   Actually it’s probably a rash.
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   Hobbes said, 8 months ago

   
   Click here: Peanuts (March 21, 1990)
   
   
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   Hobbes said, 8 months ago

   
   Click here: Dilbert (May 15, 1989)
   
   
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   Hobbes said, 8 months ago

   
   Click here: Peanuts (April 19, 1959)
   
   
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   Hobbes said, 8 months ago

   
   Today young Calvin sits at home
   
   Writing a thought-provoking poem.
   
   Would Mom’s love remain unselfish
   
   If her son became a shellfish?
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    ratlum said, 8 months ago

    Yes Mom would still love you but maybe put you to bed in the fridge.
    Re wright this beautiful piece of poetry.
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    Dha Dha said, 8 months ago

    @Hobbes Hello Hobbes how are you …? all the way I Love C&H coz they are make me smile … ha ha ha
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    capnLaz said, 8 months ago

    The first wise guy doesn’t stand a chance…
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    LX013 said, 8 months ago

    Mothers do that, but I wouldn’t be so sure with husbands, some good do it!
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    orinoco womble said, 8 months ago

    @LX013

    Some mothers, not necessarily all. In the words of Neil Diamond: “Some, they do. Some, they don’t do. Some, they won’t do. Some won’t even try.”
    (Reggae Strut)
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    Citizen GROG! said, 7 months ago

    I’ll let you know when I hear some, Calvin.
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