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   Linux0s said, 11 months ago

   No wonder your Dad antagonizes you in return Calvin.
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   LX013 said, 11 months ago

   Happy childhood!
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   Gigantor said, 11 months ago

   Sorry, Calvin. You didn’t succeed. Those thoughts are always on the minds of adults at work anyway.
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   leftwingpatriot said, 11 months ago

   Adulthood is for remembering childhood.
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   Dogsniff said, 11 months ago

   He’s just kidding.
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   Vandal00 said, 11 months ago

   I think the bulk of us would like to go back to childhood, knowing what we do now.

   Unfortunately, that aging thing exists.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

   Childhood for me was a hell of sickness and abuse. I have no desire to return to such a state.
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   rogue53 said, 11 months ago

   Cheer up Dad. After childhood comes puberty. It’s only going to get worse. He’s just now starting to rake in the spoils of your labor.
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   orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   That.
   Also, why spend the rest of your live mooning over less than a quarter of it? You’d ruin the remaining 80%.
   I’m not sure my figures are right, but then I had to grow up fast.
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    Arye Uygur said, 11 months ago

    Calvin should never have been given his father’s work number.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 11 months ago

    Look at the big picture, Dad.
    Eventually Calvin will leave home with those same responsibilities, while you’re enjoying blissful retirement.
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    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 11 months ago

    Unfortunately he didn’t get a wrong number. Like, say, his school principal’s.
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    moronbis said, 11 months ago

    Ahh!! that annoying moment when you are not the one who gets annoyed.
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    capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

    …you said it, kiddo!
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    FrankenAaronStein said, 11 months ago

    Chronology says I’m an adult. NEVER judge the outter me.
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