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   LX013 said, about 1 year ago

   A very seldom horoscop today, it will not come true, I think!
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   capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

   nah Calvin, intelligence cannot travel through the vacuum of space.
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   Devvy98<3 said, about 1 year ago

   @capndunzzl

   And rarely does it even travel through the vacuum of Calvin’s mind! lol
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   Dogsniff said, about 1 year ago

   Yeah, Calvin. Tomorrow the horoscope and the weather are going to run apologies. Not my apologies.
   
   @Hobbes(TPPC): Where are you Hobbes?
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   Secprof said, about 1 year ago

   RE kuren444: Only listen to a one-armed economist (because he will never say, “On the oather hand …”)
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   bluram said, about 1 year ago

   Get used to it Calvin. . . Life’s a female dog and then you die.
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   Citizen GROG! said, about 1 year ago

   And maybe pigs will fly.
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   Puddleglum2 said, about 1 year ago

   As long as Calvin ‘rails’ at the horrorscopes, he on ‘the right track’!
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   Puddleglum2 said, about 1 year ago

   Semper Fido has written a pun of ill repute. Once a dog, ‘always a dog’. Actually, it’s a clever play-on-words. Fido is not barking up the wrong tree, if he wants to win pun-of-the-day!
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    prasrinivara said, about 1 year ago

    Hint is in “Big Nate: in a class by himself”, where Nate gets a fortune-cookie from Teddy saying “today you will surpass all others”.

    Your horrornoscope said “key policies will be implemented”—but did it say whose?
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    gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

    Horoscopes are general predictions for everyone born on a particular date, without regard to what house your moon is in. Also depends on the time of day you were born, because that’s when your “day” begins and ends. If you really get into it, it gets much more complicated than just reading it in the newspaper. A full horoscope, which you have to pay for, tells a great deal about a person’s personality and character, and can often offer directions to take; but it’s no good as a day-to-day guide. In the end, you can take newpaper horoscopes with a grain of salt.
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    Lovecraft said, about 1 year ago

    @gmartin997

    That explains why I wake up in the evening.
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    Devvy98<3 said, about 1 year ago

    @Lovecraft

    I very rarely even wake up!
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    dirtking239 said, about 1 year ago

    I like to read horoscopes at the end of the day to see if they were actually correct. That way I can criticize them all I want.
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    Ottodesu said, about 1 year ago

    @bluram

    Some of us who have been through the wars have said it like:
    Life’s a female dog, you marry her and then you die
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