i rmember when dumb california privitized gravity and the price was too high so everyone was floating
Funny how that gravity bill always comes due when I’ve drank too much beer!
Sometimes in the morning I suffer from gravity poisoning. It’s easy to recognize the signs: an unwillingness to stand up, an over-whelming feeling of comfort when lying down. The best cure is extended bed rest.

one time my parents forgot to pay the gravity bill too