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May 29, 1995
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Calvin:  Who's our substitute teacher?  Do you know?  Susie Derkins (friend):  Mr.  Kneecapper.  Oh no!  Really?  I heard he killed a kid last year!  Susie Derkins (friend):  What?!  Calvin:  Yeah, some kid was talking in class, so Mr. Kneecapper took him out in the hall and there were strange lumps in the cafeteria meatloaf that afternoon!  Susie Derkins (friend):  Ohh!  Calvin:  Wait till she sees what's on today's lunch menu.
May 31, 1995
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