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Apr 23, 1995
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Calvin:  This new issue of chewing magazine tells how to set up a mandibular fitness regime!  Basically, they recommend interval training: chewing one piece of gum with lots of reps, followed by chewing five pieces of gum at once, so you really work the masseter and buccinator muscles.  It's a grueling workout, but you build strength and endurance, so you can come through in a clincher.  Hobbes:  I'm sure the glory makes it all worthwhile.  Calvin:  Plus, you develop that "chewer's jaw" that drives the girls wild.
Apr 25, 1995
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