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Jan 28, 1995
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Calvin: This sculpture will be called "The Spirit of Compromise". We'll each make a snowman and have them shaking hands.  Hobbes: Great.  Calvin: This will be very inspirational! People will weep to see two snowmen overcoming their differences and cooperating! Soon we'll be rolling in public commissions!  Hobbes: Make your snowman's arm longer.  His hand won't reach my snowman's hand.  Calvin: Why should I make a new arm? Just make yours longer.  Hobbes: Then it will look like my snowman had to reach farther than yours did. They should be equal.  Calvin: Then build your snowman closer over here!  Hobbes: I'm not going to start all over! Just make your arm longer!  Calvin: I refuse! You can't tell me what to do!  Hobbes: In that case, my snowman refuses to shake with your snowman!  Calvin: So what!! My snowman won't even talk to yours! I'm turning his head the other way!  Hobbes: Ha! While he's looking over there, my snowman will kick your snowman in his big white butt!  Calvin: Oh yeah?! Well mine knocks your snowman's head off!  Hobbes: Fine! My snowman feeds your snowman his own nose!  Calvin / Hobbes: Why you !! Leggo!  Stop it!  Oof  Hobbes: I don't think this sculpture is very good.  Calvin: It's a compromise.
Jan 30, 1995
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