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Feb 12, 1994
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Hobbes: You got something in the mail. It looks like a Valentine card.  Calvin: Huh?  Hobbes: Open it up.  Calvin: It is a valentine! Who would send me a valentine?  Hobbes: Read it! Read it!  Calvin: "Roses are red, violets are blue, tu-lips are what we'll be kissing, woo hoo!  Love, XXOO Susie."  Hobbes: Ho ho!  Muchas smoochies for el conkisstador!  Calvin: AAAUGGHH! This can't be happening! It's all a nightmare! Some horrible hallucination!  Hobbes: Susie loves Calvin! Susie loves Calvin!  Calvin: I've got to pull myself together! What can I do? My natural studliness has overwhelmed Susie's fragile grip on reality!  Hobbes: Big, sloppy smackers!  Smmmmrrppp!  Hey, there's Susie now! She's coming this way!  Calvin: Oh no! Quick! A slush ball! I need a slush ball!  Susie: Hi Cal -- Oomp!!  Calvin: That's what I think of your mushy Valentine card!  Susie: I didn't send you a Valentine card, you smelly, snot-nosed troll! Why on earth would I send a Valentine to you?? Calvin: You didn't?  But...but... Susie:  I'm telling!  Calvin: ...Then who...?  Hobbes: Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match... Calvin: You!! You wrote that card! You tricked me!  Hobbes: Wheeeee! Love makes the world go round!  Calvin: You're gonna see stars go round, I promise!
Feb 14, 1994
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