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Apr 17, 1992
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Calvin:  Did today's horoscope print a retraction of yesterday's prediction?  Hobbes:  No, there's just a new one for today.  Calvin:  What's it say?  Hobbes:  Yours says, "Popularity zooms upward.  New encounters pay big dividends."  Calvin:  Hmm, that's good.  Hobbes:  Wait, it goes on.  "Emphasize romance.  Opposite sex finds you irresistible.  Lucky day for love."  I bet I know what the big dividends are!  Woo woo woo!
Apr 19, 1992
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