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Mar 19, 1992
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Calvin:  Mom, from now on, I don't want to be introduced to people as plain "Calvin."  I want to be introduced as "Calvin, boy of destiny."  Mom:  Boy of destiny??  Calvin:  But you have to say it right.  Pause a little after "boy," and say "destiny" a bit slower and deeper for emphasis.  Say it, "Boy...of dessstiny," like that!  Mom:  I think I'm going to stop introducing you altogether.  Calvin:  I wish you had some cymbals to crash after you said it.
Mar 21, 1992
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