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May 5, 1991
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TV: "Oh, Mary, you look RAVISHING in that skimpy negligee!"
TV: "Mmm...darling, don't you wish we were married?" "But we ARE! ...Or did you mean to each other?"
TV: "I've got to have you! Let's murder our spouses!" "MURDER?! ...You sick animals! I love it when you talk that way! Come here!"
Calvin: "Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school"
May 7, 1991
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