Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 05, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: Want to hear a joke I made up? Hobbes: Sure! Calvin: What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie? Hobbes: I give up. Calvin: A melon-collie baby! Get it?? Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh! Oh! Haa ha ha! He just doesn't want to face up to the fact that I'll be the life of every party.