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Apr 10, 1990
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Mom:  While your dad is taking Rosalyn home, perhaps you'd like to explain what happened tonight.  Calvin:  Gosh mom, what's to tell?  At 8:00, I put on my pajamas, brushed my teeth and went straight to bed.  Nothing happened.  Mom:  And this?  Calvin:  Uh...lies!  All lies!  Rosalyn made me do that just so I'd get in trouble!  She hates kids!  None of that is true!  I went straight to bed!  Hobbes:  Nice try, Pinocchio.  Calvin:  Well who would've thought Rosalyn would make me write a full confession?!
Apr 12, 1990
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