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Jul 16, 1988
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Calvin:   I got a hit!  Safe!  Ok, that was a single.  I have a ghost runner here now, so I can bat again.  And my ghost runners who were on first and second base are now on second and third, right?  Hobbes:  Nope.  They're both out.  Calvin: Out?!  Hobbes:  My ghost outfielder tagged your ghost going to third, and threw to my ghost second baseman.  It was a brilliant double play.  Calvin: That never happened!  Hobbes:  You've got two outs. Calvin:  Well, my ghost on first just stole home, so I've got another run! Ha ha, Smarty!  Hobbes:  Yeah, Well, all my outfield ghosts just ran in and beat the tobacco juice out of him.  Calvin:  Ha!  The ghost umpire just suspended all your ghosts for eternity.  They're out of the game.  Hobbes:  Hmph!  If my ghosts don't play, I don't play.  Calvin:  You forfeit the game then!  You lost automatically if you quit!  Hobbes:  the ghost growd supports me. They're "Boo-ing" you!  Calvin:  Sometimes I wish I lived in a neighborhood with more kids.
Jul 18, 1988
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