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Jun 25, 1988
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Calvin: Si-i-i-i-ix...fi-i-i-i-ive...four-r-r-r..Three two one tag! You're "it"! Hobbes: That's not fair! Calvin: Tag! I gotcha! Hobbes: Ok. Now I'm "it" and I have to catch you. Calvin: But what about a penalty? Don't you go to "jail" and do pushups first? Hobbes: No, I'm just "it". There aren't any penalties. Calvin: None?? Don't I even get free hits? Hobbes: Free hits?! No, you don't get free hits! Calvin: Just, like, on the arm? I think you shoud have to get hit on the arm. Hobbes: I don't have to get hit at all! Calvin: Well, what about an Indian burn then? or noogies? Can I give you noogies? Hobbes: No! I'm just "it"! That's all that happens! Calvin: Ok, ok! That's all that happens! Sheesh. If you ask me, though, any game without push-ups, hits burns or noogies is a sissy game. Hobbes; Well, you can get hit if you want.
Jun 27, 1988
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