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Apr 2, 1988
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Calvin:  Will you get me a glass of water?  Mom:  You just had one.  Calvin:  I want one to keep by the bed, so I can douse this guy if he starts snoring.  Mom:  Good night, Calvin.  Hobbes:  Hee hee hee hee  Calvin:  Oh great. He's dreaming again.  Where do you think you are, you imbecile?  Out in the jungle?  Hobbes:  ...mm..heh heh heh heh  Calvin:  If he starts "running" He's gonna get a pillow in the kisser.  Hobbes:  Sniff sniff.  Calvin:  Hey! Where are you going?  Calvin:  Sonnambulists give me the creeps.  Why are we going to the kitchen.  Dad:  Calvin!  What are you doing?  Have you been sleepwalking??  Calvin: I was completely awake!  It's this dope who's sleepwalking!  I just followed him.  Dad:  I put him back to bed.  He couldn't give any reason for being up.  Mom:  Do you suppose it mean's anything?  Look, he got out all the tuna!
Apr 4, 1988
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