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Jan 9, 1988
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Calvin:  Two parts slush, one part solid ice..one part hard-packed snow..a dash of assorted debris...sculpt into sphere and serve at high velocity without warning.  Oh boy, here comes Susie!  Hey, Susie!  Whap!  Ha ha!  I gotch, you dumb girl!!  Susie:  Aughh!  My eyeball!! Where's my eyeball?!  Calvin:  What are you talking about?  I hit you in the back.  Susie:  It knocked my eyeball out!  Find it and pack it in snow so they can save it! Ow! Ow!  Calvin:  Gosh, did you really lose your eyeball?  I didnt' know they came out!  Wow.  I'm really sorry.  I didn't mean to knock it out.  Can I see the socket?  Boy, where do you suppose it rolled?  Susie:  Somewhere over there, poop head!!  Hobbes:  What are you doing?  Calvin:  My eyeball fell out, help me look for it.
Jan 11, 1988
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