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Mar 8, 1986
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Calvin:  How can I get some money? ...Short of earning it, I mean.  I want a grenade launcher, Mom.  When's Christmas?  Mom: Not for a long time.  Calvin:  When's my birthday?  Mom: Not for a long time.  Calvin: When's my allowance? Mom: You spent it already. Calvin: Do I have any stocks I can cash?  War bonds?  Mom: Calvin, I'm trying to work!  Calvin: Can I borrow some soap?  Mom: Yes, you can borrow some soap.  Have all the soap you want.
Mar 10, 1986
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