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Feb 22, 1986
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Calvin: Hey Mom, can I drive now? Mom: No. Calvin: How about now? Mom: Oh no!  Oh you stupid car!  What's wrong with you now?!?  Calvin: That's it, Mom! Go ahead and swear! We don't mind!  Mom: Calvin, be quiet!  Calvin: Want Hobbes and me to go get help? Mom: You stay where you are. I'll look under the hood. Calvin: Kick the car, Mom! It works on the TV! Look at all these cars going by. Nobody's stopping to help.  Hobbes: Let's blow the horn! Maybe someone will come.  Car horn: Beeeeep!  Beep! Beep! Mom: Aaugh!  Calvin/Hobbes: Hoorayy!! Someone stopped! We're heroes!! Man: Want me to call a tow truck, lady?  Mom: First call the police and report an infanticide.
Feb 24, 1986
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