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   runar said, 6 months ago

   He was just looking for a Purple Passion.
2. 

   Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

   Someone (sorry, don’t remember who) said on Frog Applause not long ago:
   Why did the vulture cross the road?
   Because the chicken didn’t make it.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

   I hope he’s fried.
4. 

   Digital Frog said, 6 months ago

   If he crawled back while the road was muddy, would that make him a low-down dirty double-crosser?
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   Allan said, 6 months ago

   @runar

   Purple Passion! Purple Passion!
   What’s the moral of that story? L
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   Allan said, 6 months ago

   @runar

   and just so people don’t hate on me … I’ll post a PART of the story, and the link to the rest. ;)
   *A boy was on his way to school when he saw the words purple passion written on a wall. He had no idea what they meant, so when he got to school and the teacher asked if there were any questions, he raised his hand. When he was called upon he asked ,“What is purple passion?” His teacher screamed at him to go to the principal.

   The principal asked him why he was there and he said “When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn’t know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here.” “What are the words,” the principal asked. “Purple passion,” replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school.*
   Link: www.iamallan.com/purplepassion.htm
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   LafInLarry said, 6 months ago

   That’s so…unreasonable.
   
   
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   @Digital Frog

   ha ha!
9. 

   JP Steve said, 6 months ago

   @Allan

   I hate you Allan!!
   

   
   ;O)
10. 

    btrfly_lvr said, 6 months ago

    He only wanted to know which came first, the chicken or the egg…
11. 

    Montana Lady said, 6 months ago

    I prefer fried chicken myself……
    

    
    But wait………………didn’t anyone see the face in the tree above the wanted poster?
12. 

    Dry said, 6 months ago

    Montana Lady, saw your comment yesterday. Yes, Lucy was the queen of cornball in some ways, but she was a classic and there will never be another. And Desi was a genius! They both were.

    And I collect rocks from vacations, also. And seashells! :-)
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    Dry said, 6 months ago

    @Montana Lady

    You mean on left, side view, with the big nose?
14. 

    Dry said, 6 months ago

    Yes, I see it!
15. 

    INGSOC said, 6 months ago

    The elephant crossed the road, since it was the chicken’s day off..
    
    
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