B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart

B.C.

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    Corpses fart?

  2. afficionado

    afficionado said, over 3 years ago

    @pouncingtiger

    actually yes

  3. Gator007

    Gator007 said, over 3 years ago

    If the embalming didn’t go right.

  4. Stray9999

    Stray9999 said, over 3 years ago

    Grog can read?

  5. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 3 years ago

    @Stray9999

    I doubt it. The caption is for our benefit.

  6. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Gator007

    Actually, before the embalming, while the decay processes start and off-gassing begins. I was told of a corpse who, through spastic reactions of a dead, decaying body, actually sat bolt upright in the back seat of a car. (Long story: driver who hit him just tossed him back there to take him to a hospital.) When the driver saw the dead guy spring up in the back seat, he freaked out so badly he ran the car into a tree. At least, that was the conclusion of the accident investigators. The driver, after the impact, was apparently in the same condition as the guy he hit. Must have left the cops scratching their heads for a while before coming to that conclusion.

  7. Karaboo2

    Karaboo2 said, over 3 years ago

    They serve beer in funeral parlors?

  8. MelvinLott

    MelvinLott said, over 3 years ago

    @pouncingtiger

    My grandfather’s corpse farted at the funeral home. Scared the bejeesus out of the old ones and cracked us kids up. We always knew he’d get the last word.

  9. Ralph Ziggy

    Ralph Ziggy said, over 3 years ago

    Not only is Grog at-least semi-literate, he uses a dictionary. His mother should be so proud. Of course, he doesn’t wear clothes, but perhaps a sufficiently hairy person can be excused from that social obligation

  10. dfowensby

    dfowensby said, over 3 years ago

    @K M

    see www.snopes.com… ;)

  11. jmo328

    jmo328 said, over 3 years ago

    @Karaboo2

    only the good ones!

  12. DryGrub Willie

    DryGrub Willie said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t think it has been previously revealed, but OF COURSE Grog can read. The same can be said for the rest of the cast, with the probable exception of the critters like Turtle and the Eat-Anter. But being pre-historic, at least they didn’t have to sit through History Class.

  13. Triangle

    Triangle GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Had someone said Stiff.? Easter Lilies are about to arrive..

  14. Woody 157

    Woody 157 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @DryGrub Willie

    Yes they did have History 0.5. They did not sit through class. They stood. The class lecture was, “Yesterday we did not do much!”. Their book consisted of only 2 slates. One was the title slate while the other was a representation of some cave drawings.

  15. Evil Rat

    Evil Rat said, over 3 years ago

    Corpses have been know to “sit up”. Male corpses have also been know to be “stiff” in more ways than one.

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