Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

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  1. Mark

    Mark said, about 1 year ago

    Title should be “How to learn not to tell a joke to an idiot.”

  2. langchris70

    langchris70 said, about 1 year ago

    Yeah, if this was a true account, Scott should have just said, “I’m wasting my time with you” and just walked away.

  3. ekw

    ekw said, about 1 year ago

    the other problem with draft jokes is that the draft ended 40 years ago, somewhat limiting the number of people who will understand what your even talking about.

  4. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 1 year ago

    Never be oblique when someone is obtuse because you end up triangulating the problem….

  5. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 1 year ago

    @ekw

    The draft. That IS funny. I was one of the last to get drafted, back in ’72. We had a lottery back then. I was number 58. They drafted up to 60 that year.
    Actually, it was a positive turning point in my life.

  6. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 1 year ago

    @Enoki

    That’s acute joke!

  7. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Is she related to Jenkins?

  8. octabrain

    octabrain said, about 1 year ago

    @ekw

    “somewhat limiting” is an over-statment. just about everyone knows what the draft is, especially consideringe EVERY 18 year old American male has to fill out a ‘selective services’ document.

  9. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 1 year ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    It certainly looked at it from a different angle…

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @ekw

    We have a Depression economic draft going on. It is doing so well that the military has tightened their restrictions for induction. Less mentally deficient and gang members.

  11. lbalch

    lbalch said, about 1 year ago

    1971 discharges from Navy for Homosexuals 2000+ for drug addiction <100. 1972 new drug policy instituted by Navy. 1973 discharges from Navy for Homosexuals <100 for drugs 2000+

  12. beenthere240

    beenthere240 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Or why not to talk to idiots in the first place.

  13. The Cat and Ape

    The Cat and Ape GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    How to kill a joke? Just troll through the Comments after it…

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