Folgers Crystal, with epinephrine crystals for that morning jolt…
I feel like I’m watching an addict being offered a new, improved, more powerful form of crack. At least the addict part is correct.
Or alternatively, this is just an elaborate setup before giving Adam regular coffee as a placebo!
The irregular heartbeat bothers some people.
Doc Toon? You have anything to do with this?
Don’t forget to ask about allergies. You know like the med commercials. “If you are allergic to Caffeine 2.0 or any of its ingredients do not take it”. Though I feel that the problem with disclaimers like that is that if you have never had it how would you know if you are allergic to it??
…and so the Zombie Apocalypse begins.
Adam is being played like a 100-buck violin.
Does it have the phrase “Nitro” in the ingredients?
Even if it is just regular coffee, his mind will do the rest, just from the words ‘new’ and ‘caffeine 2.0’…
Adam’s dream come true: a coffee guinea pig.