Laugh while you can, kid! This “Squish” will come back to haunt you one day, you know? As hard as it feels to believe now… And, for your information, that’s “confortable”, not “obese”.
Muenster is Munster monster-child. No respectful Munster will ever let itself be “sliced”. (Or , Heavens forbid, came anywhere near the likes of industrial! mayo!)
I keep a stack of technical and medical notices beside my phone (I like Polish and Japanese versions the best) to read out in case of cold calls. Works a charm everytime.
Let’s begin your speech with: “Look at yourself, UNICORNS…”. That should buy you a few days (years?) to write a new one.