When your mom uses your middle name, you’re REALLY in trouble.
Bought 4# of candy corn once. Took me to April to polish it off.
Join the Army. Dad could sleep anywhere.
Mom would scrape it off and serve it anyway. Used to take doubtful cheese to work to throw away.
You going to the wrong kinda bar.
It’s the helmet that hurt going down.
My knees agree with you.
I’m in northern Ohio and it’s more like – rain or go away!
You betcha. Plumbing problem. Spent 2,700 to get it cleared up.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. My little brother just hit 60.
When your mom uses your middle name, you’re REALLY in trouble.