Frozen waffles and canned soup three times a day.
Nobody has said HDTV since the early 2000s.
The snail, or Heathcliff?
No wonder old comics are better and funnier. The cartoonists didn’t rely on coffee and Star Wars every day.
That’ll learn him.
Well, aren’t you a regular little ray of sunshine?
You keep griping about Andy Capp being a worthless layabout, and then you come out with something like that?
If that’s your idea of a joke, you’re a worse comedian than I am.
Tarzan is going to have to kill a few dozen cats in quick succession, to make up for the big one that got away.
1) Watch out for that second step – it’s a doozy!
Set fire to the Earth, then.
But first, try out all the matches, to see if they’re working.
Wait, I just noticed.
Rick Thompson had the Mexican kid mowing the lawn.
GG, w00t, ding, gz.
Frozen waffles and canned soup three times a day.