There are some wine bottle labels that can be ordered online. They will place your childs picture on it with the caption, “Our child may be the reason you drink, here’s a bottle on us!”
One night as we were going to bed I decided to get in on my wifes side of the bed causing her to scoot over. When she asked me what the heck was I doing I just replied that is was too lonely way over there on my side of the bed and besides, her side was already warmed up. It was great fun!
Ah, yes. That horrifying moment when you’re looking for an adult, then you realise you are an adult. So you look for an older, adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you are.
It don’t sez I lernt nuffin. There, fixed it for you. ;-)