“Look, just because I committed these crimes doesn’t mean I should have gone to trial and been found guilty of committing these crimes! Curse you, Joe Biden!”
“Just because I committed these crimes doesn’t mean I should have had to go to court and be found guilty of committing these crimes. What the hell is wrong with our justice system??”
“Hahahaha! I love ripping Joe Biden! He’s NOTHING like my fat, orange, racist, fascist, fat, moronic, mumbling, fat, sexist, rapist, fat, Putin-loving Donald Trump! Oh, did I mention he’s fat?”
“At least my new wardrobe matches my fat, sagging sack of a face.”
~Donald Trump