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  1. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    To keep your brain from being scanned you must use a tin foil hat. Aluminum foil will not do the job.

  2. 21 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Oh, roar a roar for Nora,Nora Alice in the night.For she has seen AuroraBorealis burning bright.A furore for our Nora!And applaud Aurora seen!Where, throughout the summer,Has our Borealis been?

    — Walt Kelly

  3. about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    A kidney stone was my reference #10 pain level until I exploded my rotator cuff which demoted it to #8.

  4. about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    In emergency rooms, “soon” always means two hours. This has proved to be remarkably consistent.

  5. 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    You may want to get a vascular screening to see if you have a blood flow problem.

  6. 3 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Elvis sitting up with Beatrix all night with his reading glasses on.

  7. 4 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Every institution (like your bank) that has your yahoo email address is vulnerable to a “forgot my password” hack. Log in to your bank, etc and get this off of your profile. Don’t delay.

  8. 8 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Semper Paratus

  9. 11 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Rude again. The moles need lessons from the Goofy Gophers. (Often mistakenly called the Very Polite Chipmunks)

  10. 12 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    There was no first one. Doom is eternal.