Re: the washing. Wallace’s mom will just tie a bowline under his arms, toss him off a pier, swish him up/down a few times, and make him walk home. Or dad will tow him behind the Narhwal.
As a bonus Wallace will count either as an adventure.
According to the interwebs March 19 “really” is National Let’s Laugh Day and possibly International Let’s Laugh Day although the origins are lost in the dark mists of the 1970s. How is this not the subject of a line of Hallmark cards and why didn’t gocomics have a banner yesterday to celebrate? At least The Spud was in the house.
When Amelia say’s “we are gonna be rich” she means that she’ll share some of the TikTok money (90/10 after expenses) with her IT sensei Rose. Wallace is already paid in adventure points and Spud will be given a simple “Thanks; you” and his heart will go pitty pat.
King size bed, two XL twin mattresses, separate bedding, long marriage. We both sleep hot and cold but can adjust as needed. Luckily we’re both limited snorers.
Out cleaning the window.