Recent Comments

1. about 5 hours ago on Pickles

   Opal, I simply LOVE what you’ve done with your head.

2. about 5 hours ago on Peanuts

   One of the qualifications of a good caddy is good eyesight.

3. about 5 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Jonathan Livingston Seagull, the Prison Years.

4. about 5 hours ago on Moderately Confused

   “Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it’s Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete’s foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.”

5. about 5 hours ago on Marmaduke

   Kid, you’re gonna need a taller tree.

6. about 5 hours ago on Loose Parts

   Well at least one of them is going to make a killing off of this job.

7. about 5 hours ago on Lola

   Well Lola, that’s what you get for buying a crAPPLE watch instead of an Apple Watch.

8. about 5 hours ago on For Better or For Worse

   As a teenager, it is always the kiss of death when your mother compliments you fashion choice for the day. That or she thinks you look like a clown and just doesn’t want to tell you so.

9. about 5 hours ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

   If you’re going to be a fish catcher, be a pelican.

   Just doesn’t have the same ring as, If you going to be a bear, be a grizzly.

10. about 5 hours ago on Bound and Gagged

    Well kids….“It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.”