I guess I’m weird! I like to watch hockey for the skill and speed; the fighting annoys me.
Well, they’re holding hands, so I guess they both win.
“If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong”
Cat on guitar; 6 tuning keys, 4 strings.
The same way that the dog understands the baby (who only says “bak”) on the strip “Dog Eat Doug”!
Mmmmm! My sensitive cat taste buds tells me that this sand is from the pristine white beaches of the Fiji Islands!
If you put the treadmill in a tub and added water and soap, you could do laundry while you’re exercising!
It’s a mild recession if your co-worker gets laid off, but a severe depression if you are.
Uh, Jill? Where is the gas tank on this vacuum?
Maybe an inflatable tombstone, with a sticky note to fill out for the name and date.
I guess I’m weird! I like to watch hockey for the skill and speed; the fighting annoys me.