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1. about 13 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This just in : five out of four Americans can’t do fractions.

2. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The shredded cheese bags aren’t as difficult to reseal as the chicken nugget bags.

3. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   The winner of the Laundress of the Year for 1877 proves that she has never injected performance enhancing drugs.

4. 5 days ago on That is Priceless

   Does this jeweled collar make me look fat?

5. 8 days ago on Herman

   He forgot to ask about non-native infectious diseases.

6. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We also had presenters and reporters who spoke with proper grammar and diction and who could string more than three words together in a coherent sentence. Without bias.

7. 10 days ago on Doonesbury

   That “fresh start” has a nice ring to it. Luckily, Zeke has very little of his own to pack.

8. 11 days ago on Bloom County

   Or as we say in the great state of Misery…….Gephardt, Dick.

9. 12 days ago on That is Priceless

   Here, Paprikash. Here, Scallopini. Here, Cordon Bleu. Here, Tetrazzini. Here, Satay. Here, Tikka Masala. And you, Fried, you’re coming up to the kitchen with me.

10. 13 days ago on That is Priceless

    Did you ever wonder what other options E*Trade had before they went with the talking babies ads?