Reminds me of the Pal and Buddy comic strip.
This actually happened to me all the time years ago. I was living in an apartment and every time the next door neighbor would cook dinner, the smoke alarm would go off. Then I’d yell, “Dinner’s ready!”
Sophie is such an optimist. Her window glass is half full…
The hole for the window is so that they can get the hole window into the whole. Hey, waitaminnit…
Tommy really nailed it…
Must be in New York. All the dentists there are Yankees…
Fire one!!! Fire two!!!
“Take a look at my cutting job. Did you see what I saw?”…
Gee, and all I could get was Linux…
It’s Depend, singular. And the only time I’d need to wear them is if I have a wee problem…
Reminds me of the Pal and Buddy comic strip.