The History channel long ago determined that their viewers were not interested in educational programming. Ghosts, cryptids, and endlessly recycled vague “we’re just twelve seasons away from revealing the strange and tedious secrets of Oak Gall Island.”
It’s way beyond “fair.” If just about any other America was the defendant pulling these stunts, they’d be frog marched into the court in an orange jumpsuit.
I don’t think they could scrub the nacho dust off of him that easily. Cobra’s cracking the safe.