I went to college late in life to get a teaching degree. One of the requisite classes was humanities, I choose psychology 101 ( these were all afternoon and evening classes). When the teacher asked the reason why we had signed up for her course, almost to a person replied they wanted to figure out their ex-wife, girlfriend, boy friend, child…. I said it was the only available that fit my schedule!
I remember going into a little place on West Genesee Street in Syracuse, 2 o’clock in the morning, with a group of friends all slightly (some more, some less) intoxicated. The joint had a large billboard-type display behind the cashier and we stood there staring at it trying to decide what we wanted. Finally my friend Tommy stepped up and gave the poor cashier the most convoluted order possible. The cashier turned around , stared at the board, looked back at Tommy and said,“Do you see that up there?” Tommy pointed and said, " Yeah, right there." The cashier just shook his head and placed the order.
Best pun of the day.