Or Sideshow Bob: “Being punished for a crime I didn’t commit. Attempted murder!”
Ten years later: “Dad, can I borrow the car?”
Dad: “Um…”
If you’ve got a secret you have to tell the world.
So that’s why he always goes so far in his sled and wagon rides.
My stepdad kept a spare key in a Band Aid box in the glove compartment. Don’t tell the neighborhood car thieves.
The TV isn’t the only thing that jumps around when its activated.
Spiders prefer a liquid lunch.
I thought so too, but then I was taken to a place that has fried fish nuggets in their tacos. It’s since closed. Shame.
It’s never let him down before.
Back in the day they used to have Chef Boyardee pasta in the shape of the turtles.
Or Sideshow Bob: “Being punished for a crime I didn’t commit. Attempted murder!”