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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

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Nancy

Nancy

By Olivia Jaimes
Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt

Recent Comments

  1. 25 days ago on Frog Applause

    painedsmile 20 minutes agoI looked up tuna tower. It’s a real thing or place. It’s the crow’s nest on a yacht. Google ‘tuna tower’ and ‘yacht’ together.

  2. 27 days ago on Frog Applause

    Happy Birthday, Teresa!

  3. 29 days ago on Frog Applause

    No, Amanda El-Dweek. How many guesses do we get?

  4. 29 days ago on Frog Applause

    I’m changing my guess to Dave Whamond.

  5. 29 days ago on Frog Applause

    My guess is Wiley.

  6. 29 days ago on Frog Applause

    n.1.(Zool.) The anal fork on which the larva of certain insects carry their feces.

  7. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    All kidding aside, I think today’s comic is predicting nothing. We would never let a cancelation stand. We took swift action the first time, and we would do it again. There is no way that Teresa is going anywhere — unless it is of her own accord.

  8. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    Good thing Teresa owns a bathmat factory. There’s that to fall back on.

  9. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    A poem. I like it.

  10. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

    With Sr. Teresa’s birthday coming up in a few days, I hope this isn’t her present… a patootie kick to the curb.