Recent Comments

1. about 15 hours ago on Shoe

   I regret working at a German sausage company.

   It was the wurst decision of my life.

2. about 15 hours ago on Shoe

   I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes.

   But that’s Heinz sight.

3. about 15 hours ago on Shoe

   What do you call the Greek God of regret ?

   Apollogies.

4. about 15 hours ago on Shoe

   I asked my wife, if there’s anything she regrets in our marriage. Do you know what she said?

   I do.

5. about 15 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk ?

   Law and odor.

6. about 15 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom

   Odor in the court!!

7. about 15 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It’s effectiveness is renowned while it’s side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

   Patients effected by this claim it’s super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis.

8. 4 days ago on Wizard of Id

   Get the King one of those horse-heads that are on a stick. Hell always be able to get on it. And it will always be the right size for him.

9. 5 days ago on Wizard of Id

   He’ll just tell you the bear necessities.

10. 7 days ago on Wizard of Id

    Wiz, just send the spider to France. There it might meet it’s soulmate and get married and become newlywebs. And there they can have all the French Flies that they want. Also, they wont need to worry about any Frogs eating them. For the French do love to eat frog legs.