I kind of assume that home delivery of milk is a thing of the past, at least in the U.S. But it’s only an assumption. Is there anywhere where they still do this?
Not counting delivery to stores, obviously, or some kind of milk products that you can get delivered from Amazon. Just fresh milk brought to your door by a company that specializes in that.
Well, you could get some 4×6 index cards, tape two together along one edge, write your message in pencil or ballpoint, and make your own envelope by folding a piece of printer paper that you stole from the office. But you’ll still have to pay for the stamp.
What’s really bad is when the bugs return with the human spray.