Get him mad enough to do something stupid?
Ask Bugs Bunny.
Close your eyes and point.
I always wanted to emulate Mr. Spock. I don’t think I succeeded well.
What a sad story!
Bad seating arrangement.
Will he ever return to the clock?
I don’t think this will pass the Turing test.
Babies don’t need a smartphone for that.
There are things that are good for you, and things that are just good. (I would hesitate at a turnip doughnut.)
Get him mad enough to do something stupid?