Fetchez la vache!
“Silent Tracey is gonna cook the books. ‘An soon enough, we’ll be interferin’ in other people’s lives and wreckin’ their marriages in no time at all!
He’s not a jerk. It’s a perfectly legitimate question. And in this modern age, these “teenage weddings” almost never last. But this is Lynn’s world, so of course their marriage is going to be wildly successful.
Gunther is already wearing a rubber…. just in case…
How rude!
“FFFUUUUUUUUUUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAHHL!!!”
“Nah. We’re too busy headlining ‘Lisa’s Story’ to care about anything else!”
Perhaps Luann would make a good EMT/paramedic?
“Tracey is the mommy I never had, the mommy I need! Besides, she only speaks when I tell her to!”
Once upon a time, back in college, I received a bill for one penny. on the check, I wrote: “One Lousy Rotten Filthy Stinking Cent” (true story).
If no one cared, I’d stop mowing and just let my yard revert back to Michigan Prairie.
“Silent Tracey is gonna cook the books. ‘An soon enough, we’ll be interferin’ in other people’s lives and wreckin’ their marriages in no time at all!