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1. about 2 hours ago on Luann

   Happy Valentine’s Day.

2. 1 day ago on Luann

   Clear the area so the girl with the big glasses can turn off the lights and turn on the little security cop.

3. 3 days ago on Luann

   He is a young college security “deputy”. not a cop, not a med tech, just an eager kid trying to act like he can handle any important situation. In this case, call the medics.

4. 4 days ago on Luann

   By the weekend Mrs. Horner will be in the hospital recovering. The TV news will cover the story and Luann will become a local hero, unless gorilla-jaw tries to steal her thunder. Then, next week Luann will appear on the local news when the college presents her with a special award.

5. 4 days ago on Luann

   Either Greg is using Neanderthals for models, or he’s been hanging out with Cedar Savages from the U.P. of Michigan.

6. 5 days ago on Luann

   A doctor? In this situation, a doctor is probably overrated and not needed, and you’ll wait forever in some ER wondering if a doctor will ever come and if he or she does come, will he or she even speak or understand English. I would tend to go with a nurse practitioner. They have advanced medical training and are a good substitute for the decreasing number of American doctors.

7. 5 days ago on Luann

   No breaks on this occasion. Dumbo is a loose cannon. Luann can use his size and muscle to lift Mrs. Horner into a position where she can breathe easier and take some water, but CPR could break the ribs of a 90 year old lady.

8. 6 days ago on Luann

   Luann acted calmly – pulse – respiration – mindful of the fact that the ocarina winded her and probably caused the light head which put her on the floor. Next step, get the dummy out of there. He’s a freak and will get in the way.

9. 6 days ago on Luann

   I accept, “burned out, overworked, or exhausted” but the rest is just ego dreaming, a list of what might have been. If I have trouble walking, someone who climbs mountains means nothing to me. If a self professed multi-talented person falls down, trust that a less talented person will help them up. Enough said. I offer an opinion, not an unqualified lecture. Cheers.

10. 7 days ago on Luann

    Your reaction to a possible emergency disappoints me. When did you become disillusioned? I expected you of all commenters to offer something wise. from your long experience. But, as I have experienced, most people back away. One time a nurse came out of the stands and helped me with a skater who had broken arm, until the EMS came. You were called to be a hero not a folk singer in some pub.