My cat’s favorite toy is a dog toy I bought her; it’s a green plush stick bent at one end. She loves the thing and is always pestering me to spray it with catnip and toss it for her.
I’m not gonna say out loud that, when I was younger, I decided to gorge myself on pizza despite not feeling well; neither my girlfriend nor I were happy with the results….
The origin of the “don’t talk to me or my son ever again” meme.