Clearly a slam against the main offender: Apple, prince of darkness
Apple is only grudgingly and maliciously complying with the EU directive to make standard USB-C ports available.. only standard USB-C cables won’t work, only mega expensive cables that have an Apple approved revenue chip in them!
Mwah haha It is much better to be an Apple shareholder than an Apple *cough*victim*cough* errr, customer
You have a better chance of being hit by lightning multiple times or being crushed by a vending machine falling over. Simply a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
Double, double, toil and trouble