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1. 1 day ago on The Knight Life

   Going over the side is what she’s afraid of.

2. 1 day ago on Peanuts Begins

   All phones used to look like that.

3. 1 day ago on Jeff Danziger

   I seem to recall that Lauren Boebert met her husband at a bowling alley (the same one where he exposed himself to underaged girls, resulting in a criminal convention).

4. 3 days ago on Bad Machinery

   OO-ER.

5. 3 days ago on Bad Machinery

   Chief Little hates fires. He doesn’t necessarily hate parties.

6. 4 days ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

   The latest is a cushion that, when sat upon, sounds like Donald Trump. OK, it’s just a regular whoopee cushion. But it sounds just like Donald Falling asleep in court.

7. 4 days ago on Peanuts Begins

   It’s the birds’ fault I can’t fly. It’s true I have no wings. But that’s because the birds are hoarding them. Even ostriches have wings, and what do they need them for?

8. 4 days ago on Bad Machinery

   Every single student would rather be whipped.

9. 4 days ago on Doonesbury

   … can’t stop boasting about …

10. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Naturally, humans are omnivores. But we are opportunistic carnivores, not obligate carnivores. An obligate carnivore cannot live for very long without eating meat. Cats are in this category. Dogs are not, although they are mainly carnivorous.